I showered for the day at 7:22 pm tonight.
Awesome.
That little piece of information is for those of you who who have conveyed your unreal idea of how I really am. Those that think I am always on top of things and always a good mother. Ha, I say. I laugh in your face. But not technically because I am at my computer and you at yours.
Campbell has pneumonia. Awesome eh? I kept him home from school, just because I am that kind of nice. And threw the other two kids in the mix also. I will not be blamed for the 2009 pneumonia epidemic at our nearby elementary school. Someone else can take the fall.
So here we sat, in all our pajama glory. At some point in the day I told the kids that they could put back on pajamas, but that they had to take a bath. And all four kids did. Seriously, I am an amazing mother.
Annie decided she wanted to tend Ben while he was in the bath. It was so nice of her considering I was working on a Christmas project that I was obsessed with and decided I had to finish today. Man, I could use that motivation in other areas of my life. Like showering before 7:00 pm or something.
After a few minutes, Matt joined the bath-tending group while Cam remained resting on the couch, looking thrilled out of his mind to watch hours of mindless television. Says the women who spent untold, mindless hours on the computer.
Suddenly Cam stood up and told me his stomach hurt a lot. And then did what every mother loves, starting heaving. He made it to the sink in time. I'll stop there for the sake of everyone.
In the middle of me helping him, Annie yelled out, "Mom, I think we need you in here."
"Um, I'm kind of in the middle of something," I replied (fancy word for loudly answered, also known as yelling).
When Cam was done with the unmentioned and was settled back down, I took a trip to the bathroom. Or as I liked to refer to it at that moment, the Nile River. Double awesome.
After everything and everyone was cleaned up, I headed back to the family room where a huge mess greeted me. A mess that looked a whole lot like a Fisher Price nativity being wrapped in old Christmas wrapping paper, one tiny piece at a time. I'm sure it had been there for a while, but the glow of the computer might have distracted me from it. In addition, there was actually a bag of Fruit Harvest bagels in the middle of the family floor. Just sitting there. Like they belonged. I picked them up and put them on the computer desk, which is obviously their rightful home.
The rest of the day passed as kind of a blur. I remember giving at least half of the kids some lunch. I remember announcing at some point that I needed five minutes of the kids' time to help me clean up. I remember getting excited as the Christmas project neared its end. I remember making several Relief Society phone calls, as well as talking to my cute mother-in-law and a darling friend of mine who called. I don't remember thinking I should have a shower. Maybe I did and I told my mind to be quiet.
But finally, after dinner was served and mostly cleaned up, I took a shower. And now I sit at the computer again (just because I didn't spend enough time here earlier) to share with you my day.
Really, could you be any luckier? I didn't think so.
And neither could I. I spent the day with my kids, doing pretty much nothing. Well, at least nothing that the eye could easily see. But quite frankly, it was just what we all needed on this sick-children-snowy-weather-pajama-loving day.
Awesome.