Today I was playing the piano and it reminded me of a story I've never shared on this blog. And it is one Jacob's favorites (and possibly mine, when I can think about it without blushing), so I wanted to have a family record of it.
A few years back, my parents decided that as a combined Christmas gift for our whole family, they would
give us a piano (or at least a good chunk of money toward a piano). We were so excited and started taking a look at used pianos in our area (Boston at the time). We found a couple that looked promising and I called to schedule a time to take a look at them.
The next evening, Jacob and I drove a few towns away to take a look at a Baldwin upright that I was excited about. The woman I made the appointment with answered the door and took us right up the stairs to the piano she was selling. It looked like it was in good shape, but we were definitely curious as to how it sounded. She offered to let each of us play.
Now a little explanation...
Jacob plays the piano really quite well. He can definitely sight read much better than me and often accompanied during church meetings when we lived in Massachusetts.
I, like most people I know, wish I played better. I took lessons for a few years and progressed quite quickly, but didn't do the work I needed to in order to have a better foundation for piano. I can play a few of the hymns very well and a few more with great mediocrity. I accompanied in church during our time in Boston more often than I would have liked to, but it was definitely due to a lack of pianists in our ward (we had three for most of the time we lived there, including Jacob and myself), rather than my skill. In addition to my poor hymn playing, I also know four or five other songs that would be familiar to many people. And by the word
know I mean
I can play three or four lines at best of them.
I'm a skilled performer as you may have gathered.
So when this woman offered to let us play the piano, Jacob sat down and played a few lines of several different songs. I could see in his eyes he wasn't incredibly impressed with the sound of the piano, but he wanted me to play to see what I thought.
So I did.
And for some unknown, now regrettable decision, I started to play
I Dreamed a Dream from
Les Misérables.
Do you see at all where this is going? I did not. Boy howdy. I. Did. Not.
I played the few measures of the intro and then started into the part of the music where the words begin. I don't have the entire song memorized, but I was only planning on playing a few lines anyway. And yet, as I started into the part of the song with lyrics, something happened. Something a tad (read
hugely) unexpected.
From the next room, the kitchen I believe, came an older woman. Maybe the aunt or mother or even grandma of the woman selling the piano? And she didn't just walk into the room to be friendly or say hello or even to listen to the beautiful song that was being played.
She came in singing.
Singing, folks.
With what appeared to be every part of her heart.
Oh help us all, now what do I do?
She not only seemed to know every word to
I Dreamed a Dream, but it also appeared to be a favorite song of hers. One that she felt very passionate about.
And not only did I feel close to as awkward as I have ever felt in my life (and sweet waffles, that is saying a lot), I was quickly running out of notes to the song that I knew.
And from the look on this woman's face, that was not going to do, because she was into this song and enjoying her self quite a bit.
(And I'm not sure it helped that Jacob seemed to be almost turning purple in an attempt to refrain from hysterical laughter.)
I continued to play, she continued to sing with all of her heart and my heart continued to race with panic about how I was going to stop this thing without crushing the dreams (pun intended) of this older woman.
So I handled it with as much grace and tact as anyone could have hoped for.
Or I abruptly came to a stop and mumbled something about not remembering the rest of the song.
(Might as well have stomped on the woman's heart and told her she had no hope of making it to Broadway.)
And then we quickly told the woman who was selling the piano that we would get back to her after we had seen some others, if we wanted to buy her piano. And made our escape into the cold night.
Where Jacob at least had the decency to wait until we were in the car to let loose on his laughter.
And I sat mortified and wishing I had nary taken a piano lesson. Or at least pretended like I could play the piano better than I can.
Now I can laugh about it. Mostly.
It was traumatic enough that I still get this kind of awkward pit in my stomach just thinking about it.
And the worst part is that the piano sounded too tinny, so the trip was a bust because we didn't even buy it.
Which actually may have been a blessing, because the thought of facing the singing woman again was a little too much for me to take.
After all, I only had two or three more options of partial songs to accompany her and I'm not even positive there are words to Pachelbel's
Canon in D.