Definitely a record

In the last ten days I have had strep throat, bronchitis, kidney stones,
a giant cold sore and a rather insane sinus infection.

Me thinks my body is trying to tell me something.

Or I'm a sad little hypochondriac that needs a different hobby.

Someone please hand me a sympathy card. Or a comfortable pillow.
Or a large sign that says, "Buck up and pull it together."

Just for the record, I know which one would do me
the most good, but I'll take the pillow anyway.

 Thanks in advance.