Wednesday, January 9, 2019

And she rambles

Three random things I'm thinking about when I should be sleeping...

1. Yesterday at the temple, it took me almost 20 minutes to find a parking spot. Above ground parking was full, street parking was full and below ground parking was full. I finally creepily followed three ladies (driving two miles an hour, no exaggeration), who were just coming out of the temple, to take their space. They had the last one in the entire garage. I kid you not. The very last one. Next to a trailer of some sorts. I barely fit into it. And had to shimmy out of the passenger side because the trailer wheel kept my own door from opening. Isn't that the greatest problem? The Lord must have been so happy to have so many of His children serving/being served in His temple yesterday.

2. I ordered 15 kitchen brushes today. Fifteen, folks. Sweet waffles, I have me some issues. I am super picky about my sink brushes and have searched high and low for the ones I always use and they are nowhere to be found. So when I finally found them in some strange hiding place on the Walmart website, I stocked up. And got some free shipping in the meantime. I'm even embarrassed for myself.

3. I'm literally falling apart. I'm not kidding. As in, I expect to find pieces of me left in my wake, any second now. I have that ridiculous sinus infection, plantar fasciitis in my right foot (was gone, now back), some crazy joint pain in my left knee from some strength exercises last week, a stunned nerve in my left elbow (I'm not even going to tell you how I got that one--clumsy old lady, party of one?) that hurts like the dickens, a cold sore and apparently I now have something called labyrinthitis. No, I didn't just make up that name. My world is turning right round, baby, right round. Add my overachieving brain that gifts me with extra spinal fluid and my sweet friend passing away on Sunday and 2019 is looking mighty bright and hopeful. Seriously 2018, you contagious or something?