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Who looks this good (I'm talking about Jacob
Ethan here) after twelve miles straight up
a mountain? Sweet tulip fields, this man. Actually, now that I think about it, I guess I
might look this good. Because after my imminent death, the mortician would work some
makeup magic. And let's be honest here, even a mortician is better at makeup than I am.
a mountain? Sweet tulip fields, this man. Actually, now that I think about it, I guess I
might look this good. Because after my imminent death, the mortician would work some
makeup magic. And let's be honest here, even a mortician is better at makeup than I am.
And to add insult to injury, why can my dog take better selfies than I can? Good grief,
I give up. And I won't blame Jacob in the future if he only takes selfies with Denali.
After all, their cuteness is off the charts. Mortician makeup not even necessary.